…IT WOULD BE BETTER TO BE ATTACKED BY A PITBULL THAN BE EMERGENT:  (aka, why being emergent is stupid)

5.)  Why be kosher unless you are Jewish?

4.)  Universalism is doesn’t make sense.

3.)  One can preach the Gospel AND help people.

2.)  Didn’t the Methodist try the social gospel and become irrelevant?

And the top reason why it would be better to be attacked by a pit bull than be emergent is…

1.)  Jesus is a better savior than any Rabbi or other “deity”.

Additional reason that was a comment on my FB status: You can see the damage from the pit bull.

And those are the reasons why a person shouldn’t be emergent.  The end.