Mikey V.D.’s Blog

This just in the author of Poopemerges and the author of Slice of Laodicea got so mad at each other that they decided to meet and have a cage fight Monday January 26th.  When asked about the cage fight Poop said “I normally don’t fight females, but when she attacked Mark Driscoll, it was on.  I have no problem taking her out and then kicking her until she bleeds.”  What is one to say to that and after he said that to me, he started to foam from the mouth.  

So I went to talk to  Slice and she was like “I am not afraid of the Poop man, I will play dirty and hide some chains in the cage and use them on him.”  When asked why she would bend the rules and do something so haneous she said “Well I hope that I can beat up on Poop so much that he can’t preach or have a man crush on the Driscoll guy anymore.”  Well how could we expect Slice to be any more honorable than that?

When asked about the possiblity of foul play the ref for the cage fight Contend Earnestly said “I am going to be on the lookout for foul play and while I am a four pointer and may miss out on some things I plan on being on top of this match and watch out for some cheap shots from Slice.”

I promise to keep you up to date as this fight nears.  Hopefully this will be a cage fight for the ages.